Funny Tattoo Jokes
Sunday, August 21st, 2011
IT”S TIME FOR THE funny Monday joke!!! Bonus 10 pts for the 10th answer!?
I’ve decided to have a new and funny joke at the start of every week to brighten up your Monday!
An accountant comes home late one night. His wife demands to know where he has been. He tells her that he has been out getting a tattoo. “Really” she asks, “What did you get?”.
He tells her that he got a tattoo of a $100 bill on his d!ck.
Flabbergasted, she asks “Why would a boring accountant want that on his d!ck?
He says that he has three reasons:
“Firstly, I like to watch my money grow”
“Secondly, I like to play with my money”
“And lastly, the next time you want to blow a hundred bucks, you can do it at home!”
That one is old. Thanks for the two points.
Hoodlum Ink. (Funny Tattoos Jokes Alien Vulgar Humor Tribal Crazy Hilarious)
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