Tattoo Themed Wedding
Thursday, September 8th, 2011
Which of these 7 tasks should I complete in order to get a mix CD from my second BFF?
1. Get a tattoo of Roger Clinton.
2. Start your own smoothie store.
3. Make out with Condi Rice.
4. Rob a sperm bank.
5. Invent a time machine and go back in time to vote for Richard Milhous Nixon.
6. Adopt a camel.
7. Learn to break dance.
8. Eat a potato while wearing an Elmo suit.
9. Go to NYC and make out with a Trump look a like, not the real one.
10. Bake yourself into a loaf of bread.
11. Change your name to Bob Loblaw.
12. Have a Star Trek themed wedding.
13. Buy a Taco Bell franchise and then burn it down.
14. Buy some KFC for the homeless in Gary, IN.
15. Wrestle a pig while wearing a pig suit.
16. Get a tattoo of Mary Poppin’s face and have it say “Pops until Death” in Old English underneath it.
17. Drink 20 gallons of Vitamin Water in 20 days.
18. Go to rehab for you donkey obsession (even though you don’t have one).
19. Bake a pie for Clay Aiken.
20. Adopt a cat and name it Bongo.
21. Paint an oil painting of Hulk Hogan.
(Number 18 is my favorite.)
Please leave work right now and break all the mix cds and tapes your 1st BFF made you.
I like #16.
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